A blonde and a brunette were out shopping one afternoon when they walked past a small flower shop. Through the window, they spotted the brunette’s boyfriend standing at the counter, paying for a bouquet of roses.

The brunette let out a frustrated sigh. “Oh, great,” she said. “He’s buying me flowers again.”

The blonde frowned. “Wait… isn’t that supposed to be a good thing? Why do you sound upset?”

Rolling her eyes, the brunette replied, “You don’t understand. Every time he buys me flowers, I end up spending the entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air!”

The blonde looked genuinely puzzled for a moment, then her face lit up. “Ohhh… I get it!” she said with a smile. “Why don’t you just buy a vase instead?” 😂🤣

Moral of the story: Sometimes, it’s not the flowers that cause the problem — it’s how you use them! 🌸