After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.

“Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.
“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling at his ear.
“Is it your dad or your brother?” he asks, hoping to be reassured.

She giggles and says,

“No, no, no! You’re so hot when you’re jealous.”

Then she says…

“That’s me… before the surgery.” 😳